floydlawton (
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fuck all y'all i couldn't think of anyth
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ing better
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All my friends are getting food to go.
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somethinginthedark
2017-02-22 03:49 am (UTC)
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we're waiting but the line is really slow?
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brightandsharp
2017-02-22 05:23 am (UTC)
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please don't ask for substitutes
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diggerharkness
2017-02-22 05:47 am (UTC)
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the hell even rhymes with that, ye backed me into a corner
fruits? shoots? no explanation is given for the goddamn toot toots? i dunno
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brightandsharp
2017-02-22 06:15 am (UTC)
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look there aren't that many things i could make work in that line
you're just not creative enough
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diggerharkness
2017-02-22 06:18 am (UTC)
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hey i'm plenty creative
just not with rhymes. 'm not captain poetry
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somethinginthedark
2017-02-22 06:23 am (UTC)
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yeah it'd be hard to rob a bank with a poem
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brightandsharp
2017-02-22 06:27 am (UTC)
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yeah i don't think "wordsmith" is on your dossier anywhere
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brightandsharp
2017-02-22 06:29 am (UTC)
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you probably could in gotham though
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diggerharkness
2017-02-22 06:31 am (UTC)
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well now, not in those exact words no
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somethinginthedark
2017-02-22 06:32 am (UTC)
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well yeah but what can't you do in gotham
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floydlawton
2017-02-22 06:42 am (UTC)
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Tryin' to be real slick, huh? Dude, you have like, negative game.
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infamousharleyquinn
2017-02-22 06:48 am (UTC)
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receive any form of adequate mental health care
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somethinginthedark
2017-02-22 07:41 pm (UTC)
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..."no reason is given for the toot toots" would have actually fit, too
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grape_soda_on_ice
2017-03-02 04:15 am (UTC)
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violets are blue
roses are red
empty the vault
or everyone's dead
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grape_soda_on_ice
2017-03-02 04:22 am (UTC)
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go on a date without the bat interrupting
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infamousharleyquinn
2017-03-02 05:04 am (UTC)
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EVERY TIME
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floydlawton
2017-03-02 05:08 am (UTC)
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Or go Christmas shopping. Batman gotta bust in like it's Black Friday and he's gonna knife fight you over the last flatscreen TV.
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grape_soda_on_ice
2017-03-02 05:09 am (UTC)
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and he doesn't even call us the next day
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mementomortis
2017-03-02 05:24 am (UTC)
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i am stealing
the cash
that is in
the bank vault
and which
you are probably
holding
for mobsters
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haveajollyrancher
2017-03-12 06:16 am (UTC)
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I hear the Batman's looking to put the Bye Bye Man in his little book club.
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floydlawton
2017-03-12 06:19 am (UTC)
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It's only because the Babadook stopped returning his calls.
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haveajollyrancher
2017-03-12 06:49 am (UTC)
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And Bughuul's got a prior commitment.
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floydlawton
2017-03-12 06:50 am (UTC)
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Guy's got like, a hundred evil children and babysitters are hard to come by these days.
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haveajollyrancher
2017-03-12 06:52 am (UTC)
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Yeah, and he's been banned from Care.com and Angie's List.
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fruits? shoots? no explanation is given for the goddamn toot toots? i dunno
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you're just not creative enough
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just not with rhymes. 'm not captain poetry
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roses are red
empty the vault
or everyone's dead
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the cash
that is in
the bank vault
and which
you are probably
holding
for mobsters
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