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[floydlawton]

All my friends are getting food to go.

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[somethinginthedark]

we're waiting but the line is really slow?

[brightandsharp]

please don't ask for substitutes

[diggerharkness]

the hell even rhymes with that, ye backed me into a corner

fruits? shoots? no explanation is given for the goddamn toot toots? i dunno

[brightandsharp]

look there aren't that many things i could make work in that line

you're just not creative enough

[diggerharkness]

hey i'm plenty creative


just not with rhymes. 'm not captain poetry

[somethinginthedark]

yeah it'd be hard to rob a bank with a poem

[brightandsharp]

yeah i don't think "wordsmith" is on your dossier anywhere

[brightandsharp]

you probably could in gotham though

[diggerharkness]

well now, not in those exact words no

[somethinginthedark]

well yeah but what can't you do in gotham

[floydlawton]

Tryin' to be real slick, huh? Dude, you have like, negative game.

[infamousharleyquinn]

receive any form of adequate mental health care

[somethinginthedark]

..."no reason is given for the toot toots" would have actually fit, too

[grape_soda_on_ice]

violets are blue
roses are red
empty the vault
or everyone's dead

[grape_soda_on_ice]

go on a date without the bat interrupting

[infamousharleyquinn]

EVERY TIME

[floydlawton]

Or go Christmas shopping. Batman gotta bust in like it's Black Friday and he's gonna knife fight you over the last flatscreen TV.

[grape_soda_on_ice]

and he doesn't even call us the next day

[mementomortis]

i am stealing
the cash
that is in
the bank vault

and which
you are probably
holding
for mobsters

[haveajollyrancher]

I hear the Batman's looking to put the Bye Bye Man in his little book club.

[floydlawton]

It's only because the Babadook stopped returning his calls.

[haveajollyrancher]

And Bughuul's got a prior commitment.

[floydlawton]

Guy's got like, a hundred evil children and babysitters are hard to come by these days.

[haveajollyrancher]

Yeah, and he's been banned from Care.com and Angie's List.